i have had it
with humanity
i'm opting out. i'mma go live with the monkeys like jane goodall.
so, dp wanted to go get nitrogen put in his brand new tires, cuz apparently it's teh noo hottnezz for tires, or whatever. fine. we go. we're potty learning, and peanut has been doing wonderfully on the potty. so we pull into the work bay at this place, and she tells me she has to pee. i ask mechanic dude if they've got a bathroom i can take my 2 year old to use. he says nope. fine. i take her behind some bushes, and let her pee there. a cop sees.
so now, i have to go to court, for violating the local ordinance about public urination.
and i wouldn't be mad about that...
except that the cop said she was citing me because 'i should have known better than to strip my daughter half naked in front of strange men and let her pee in public. what if they'd been perverts, who went home and rubbed one out while thinking about her.' and i said, well, unless i missed som ething, i can't control what people think. and she said 'i'm citing you to teach you a lesson about protecting your daughter.'
i'm livid. i don't like cops (meta, not the obligatory, w00t cops! i know this cool cop) and this is not doing anything for my opinion. this chick looked like she was maybe 19. if you want to cite me for having my kid pee in public, do that. if you wanna cite me for being stupid, bite me, it's not against the law.
ARGH!
i'm opting out. i'mma go live with the monkeys like jane goodall.
so, dp wanted to go get nitrogen put in his brand new tires, cuz apparently it's teh noo hottnezz for tires, or whatever. fine. we go. we're potty learning, and peanut has been doing wonderfully on the potty. so we pull into the work bay at this place, and she tells me she has to pee. i ask mechanic dude if they've got a bathroom i can take my 2 year old to use. he says nope. fine. i take her behind some bushes, and let her pee there. a cop sees.
so now, i have to go to court, for violating the local ordinance about public urination.
and i wouldn't be mad about that...
except that the cop said she was citing me because 'i should have known better than to strip my daughter half naked in front of strange men and let her pee in public. what if they'd been perverts, who went home and rubbed one out while thinking about her.' and i said, well, unless i missed som ething, i can't control what people think. and she said 'i'm citing you to teach you a lesson about protecting your daughter.'
i'm livid. i don't like cops (meta, not the obligatory, w00t cops! i know this cool cop) and this is not doing anything for my opinion. this chick looked like she was maybe 19. if you want to cite me for having my kid pee in public, do that. if you wanna cite me for being stupid, bite me, it's not against the law.
ARGH!
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